… What's with these homies, dissing my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? … Woo-hoo But you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) … Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that … Don't you ever fear, I'm always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit You need a guardian … Woo-hoo And you know I'm yours Woo-hoo And I know you're mine Woo-hoo (And that's for all time) … Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that I don't care about that … Bang, bang, a knock on the door Another big bang and you're down on the floor Oh no! What do we do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe I can't run, and I can't kick What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick? What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you? What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue? … Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore I don't care what they say about us anyway I don't care about that … I don't care about that I don't care about that I don't care about that